JamesCork takes one for the team

[JAMESCORK]

It’s a risky business.

As we peruse the profiles of the lovely ladies out there in Escortland, how many of you guys are like me and raise an eyebrow at certain profiles, deeming them to be too good to be true. Every day new honeys adorn our thumbnail screens only to cause confusion and frustration to the innocent punter. Some of these girls are kosher…unfortunately others are not. How many times have we considered: “If only I could be sure this Escort is as advertised”. In these recessionary times it is important that every cent is spent wisely and more importantly to feel value for money is assured. Therefore, someone is required to ‘take one for the team’, to visit, ascertain and return on those that are the real Mc Coy, and also to reveal those that are being, in a word… dishonest . I am willing to be that Guiney Punter. I am willing to “Take one for the team”.

Please consider the following:

Sharon, Cork Female Independent Escort, profile on Escort Ireland
Chloe, Cork Female Independent Escort, profile on Escort Ireland
Anda, Dublin Female Independent Escort, profile on Escort Ireland
Vanessa, Dublin Female Agency Escort, profile on Escort Ireland
Janice, Cork Female Independent Escort, profile on Escort Ireland
Angela , Dublin Female Agency Escort, profile on Escort Ireland
Yolanda, Dublin Female Agency Escort, profile on Escort Ireland
Elly, Dublin Female Agency Escort, profile on Escort Ireland

Would any of you punters consider visiting one of these lovelies but are unsure due to an ambiguous or unreliable profile?

If you should consider, are you willing to risk your hard earned, to see if it potentially may be well spent?

Well fret no more… now there is a newly launched web-site and service here on EI. - Jamescork_takes_one_for_the_team.com.

• No more taking the chance with a newbie.
• No more disappointment with the final product.
• No more frustrations and burst bubbles

Services included:
The Escort in question will be visited by my good self, an experienced punter.
Photographic advertisement will be certified accurately.
All services on offer will be intensively examined and verified.
Proficiency in English (and Irish for Gaeltacht punters) will be qualified.
Suitability of accommodation reported on.


Post visit services:
A full precise and concise review will be posted on theses boards in the usual manner.
A personal more in-depth review will be PMed to the individual investor.

How do I avail to these great services?.
A mere investment of €10 is all you have to part with. Each investor may select the dodgy profile of his choice. Each proposed profile must have at least ten other investors before the service may initiate. Each investor is guaranteed discretion and accurate return.

If you are interested in investing, €10 must be lodged to a special account at any Anglo Irish Bank branch here in Ireland. Anglo Irish Bank was chosen because it has fucked the people of Ireland in recent years, so therefore is an appropriate choice of institution as I now proposes to fuck the people of Ireland too.

Escort appraisal scheme.
I also offer an appraisal scheme to any Escort that may wish to be vetted and reported on. This service will be free of charge. Applications to be made to Jamescork_takes_one_for_the_team.com/escortappraisal/applicationform. Please ensure to tick the “I am an Escort” box.

JamesCork…working for the genuine punter…