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    Default Celena in Cork

    Has anyone seen this absolute crackin' bird?
    Celena, Cork Female Independent Escort, profile on Escort Ireland

    What a stunning piece of tail she is innit

    Gawdon Bennet, what a smashing ass she has got

    And look at those legs, phwoarrrr!

    And last but certainly not least, one of the funkiest hairstyles ive seen on a bird

    Time to dip my jolly rodger i think!

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    You are so predictable it is boring.
    If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    You are so predictable it is boring.
    In the words of the virgin mary, come again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brick Top View Post
    In the words of the virgin mary, come again?

    In the words of Lucy Chambers, you just did.
    If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    In the words of Lucy Chambers, you just did.
    Whatever you say darlin, time to let the boys speak yeah?

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    Boys is right, GGB. But I warned you I would be keeping an eye out for you, didn't I?


    Mind your syntax, sweetie.
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    Listen darlin, i aint understanding a word thats coming out of your north and south, dont you have to wash your 'air or somefing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brick Top View Post
    Listen darlin, i aint understanding a word thats coming out of your north and south, dont you have to wash your 'air or somefing?
    Lets be clear, then. You are a troll named Gordon Gay Bennet. You are also a misogynist.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Lets be clear, then. You are a troll named Gordon Gay Bennet. You are also a misogynist.
    Calm down Goldilocks, i aint gordon gay bennet, im just an ordinary bloke from down the east end

    Now you being an english bird, you should know us cockneys use a certain phrase quite a bit, "Gawdon Bennet"

    I can see why you got confused darlin, but i'll let this one slide cos you got a crackin pair of baps

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    I will never let it slide, 'darlin'. We both know who you are. So best to to drop the illusion now as you are unable to keep it up for long.

    Excuse the pun.
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