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    1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

    2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."

    3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is a really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."

    4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford Crew."

    5. US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"

    6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

    7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

    8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better today after getting a 69 yesterday."

    9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."

    10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

    11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."

    12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."

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    "He’s pulling him off. The Spanish manager is pulling his Captain off!" - RTE's George Hamilton on Spain manager Luis Suarez's substitution of Butragueno during their world cup qualifier with Ireland in Seville,1992

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    Damn, thats some mad memory skillz MM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayden View Post
    Damn, thats some mad memory skillz MM.
    i was able to remember the quote, the fact it was George and obviously the match/year, but I needed Google to fill in the rest but don't tell anyone
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    Quote Originally Posted by Forrest View Post
    6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."
    One of my favs...


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    The great thing about a double entendre is that it can only mean one thing!.....Woody allen I think
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    What about Jimmy Magee, at one of the powerlifting events at the olympics

    "What an athlete! What a jerk"

    and Metro Radio:

    "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got 11 Dicks on the field"

    Desmond Lynam:

    "Well, you gave the horse a wonderful ride, everybody saw that"

    and my personal favourite, David Coleman at The Montreal Olympics:

    "There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class"
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    Newspaper Headlines That Are Double Entendres

    Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
    Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
    Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
    Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case
    Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
    Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
    Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
    British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
    Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
    Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead
    Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
    Miners Refuse to Work After Death
    Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
    Stolen Painting Found by Tree
    Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
    War Dims Hope for Peace
    If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
    Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
    Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
    New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
    Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space
    Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
    Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

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    A girl asked me for a double entendre just the other day, so I gave her one!

    (Badoom boosh!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by samlad View Post
    A girl asked me for a double entendre just the other day, so I gave her one!

    (Badoom boosh!)
    tumbleweed rolls across the thread as sammy exits stage left
    Last edited by benin; 09-10-10 at 13:02. Reason: lol

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