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    Default Happy Retirement - The little guy strikes back

    Outside England 's Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years,it's parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were for cars (1.40),for buses (about 7).
    Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn't show up; so the Zoo Management called the City Council and asked it to send them another parking agent.

    The Council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the Zoo's own responsibility.

    The Zoo advised the Council that the attendant was a City employee.

    The City Council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the City payroll.

    Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain or France or Italy ... is a man who'd apparently had a ticket machine installed completely on his own and then had simply begun to show up every day, commencing to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about 560 per day -- for 25 years.

    Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over 7 million pounds ... and no one even knows his name.

    Now that's what I call a result!!!!!!!!!

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    ill bet he is getting his cock sucked right now, whilst laying in a big bed of 1 coins.
    I'm a well hung chap, hung like a bastard says i.

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    sorry to upset everyone that reads the story but have a look at this after

    ARTICLE HERE

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    Quote Originally Posted by monster_monster View Post
    sorry to upset everyone that reads the story but have a look at this after

    ARTICLE HERE
    Thanks for bursting my bubble. I was just heading up to the Phoenix Park to try something similar at Dublin Zoo

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    and i were just heading down to fota wildlife park, for to rip down the barriers, and set up me own sh'ting operation adout adin in the car park.................. id say
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    Quote Originally Posted by monster_monster View Post
    sorry to upset everyone that reads the story but have a look at this after

    ARTICLE HERE
    Oh monster monster...never let the truth get in the way of a good story ....I'd say...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forrest View Post
    Thanks for bursting my bubble. I was just heading up to the Phoenix Park to try something similar at Dublin Zoo
    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Oh monster monster...never let the truth get in the way of a good story ....I'd say...lol
    what can i say lads, but sorry for ruining your retirement plans!

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