Another problem, this time from Frankie in Cork . . . .
Dear Dick,
Hello there boyo, I have a problem, with which I need help, and I need it fast, you see I have a fetish about womens arses, I like nothing more than getting up close to a womans arse, and just looking at it, sniffing it, licking it and so on. Now yesterday I visited a Czech escort, Melo was her name, fantastic arse- really great looking arse crack- anyway while I was sniffing her arse, she tripped over and before I knew it my head was stuck up her arse- I include a picture below, this is me- up Melos arse.
Now Dick this is the problem, Melo is going back to the Czech republic tomorrow, and theres no fucking way I am going there, on top of that I am dying for a cigerette!
How can I get my head out of her arse? Thanks in advance- Frankie.
Frankie- what kind of weirdo are you? You like sniffing escorts arses? Fuck- what is it with you guys from Cork, and I thought Westside was bad!
Anyway, heres what you do- rub your head in margarine, take a deep breath, and pull your head out.
Fuck -Sniffing womens arses?, are you a Catholic priest ?.
And Frankie- dont call me Boyo.
A man s mission in life is to spread his seed with as many women as possible, for as long as possible, in any position possible . . . .
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