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    would escorts offer bed bath's instead of showers and when would the clock start ticking

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    Quote Originally Posted by nedman View Post
    would escorts offer bed bath's instead of showers and when would the clock start ticking

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    A few years ago I ended up in hospital after a pretty bad accident for over 3 months and in those 3 months every morning I had to have a bed bath and every morning I can tell you here and now I would have taken a stiffy while the nurse was washing me, it is one of most embarrassing things I think that has ever happened to me and it went on everyday. Christ knows what the nurses thought but I swear I wasn’t making it happen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnRambo View Post
    I swear I wasn’t making it happen.
    not even a little bit

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    Quote Originally Posted by monster_monster View Post
    not even a little bit
    Mate I’m telling you I must have had the worst luck ever, there were hardly any nice young looking nurses, yes one or two but the majority where middle ages big articles who’ve probably had a dozen or more kids.
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    they would have been well versed in the art of bringing you to the point of no return then.. 'tid sheer bad manners... as public servants, they should have been more than willing to stroke you off over their copious breasts, just to make you feel more comfortable.. id say
    I'm a well hung chap, hung like a bastard says i.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnRambo View Post
    A few years ago I ended up in hospital after a pretty bad accident for over 3 months and in those 3 months every morning I had to have a bed bath and every morning I can tell you here and now I would have taken a stiffy while the nurse was washing me, it is one of most embarrassing things I think that has ever happened to me and it went on everyday. Christ knows what the nurses thought but I swear I wasn’t making it happen.
    same here John I eventually dated one of the same nurses who gave me a bed bath shed always give my arse a good wash too....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq View Post
    same here John I eventually dated one of the same nurses who gave me a bed bath shed always give my arse a good wash too....
    But did she pull your mickey while you were in hospital?
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