None of them, I hate giving lifts. The old woman would probably have a heart attack in the car fucking up your whole day, your old friend would bore you reminding you why he/she is an old friend and not a present friend, the beautiful woman is probably a cunt. I'd rather drive home on my own turn the radio up and have a bit of a sing.
CrackShotJack (06-10-10), WD-40 (05-10-10)
Firstly, what the f**k is an old woman doing out at that time of night and in those weather conditions?
Secondly, it's time the old friend got himself a job so he could afford to buy a car.....so to hell with the freeloader.
Thirdly, no way am I stopping to pick up a streetwalker......no matter how beautiful she, is at a bus stop. There's guys who drive around in cars with blue flashing lights for that sort of thing.
But......................as we all know, this is a trick question. I am driving along alone, yet have only space for one person? Now if I were a taxi driver, I would pick up all three as they are going in the same general direction (otherwise they would'nt be at the bus stop. The old lady gets brought to the nearest A and E free of charge, the old friend also gets a free lift home and the beautiful young woman who is the only remaining passenger gets to pick up the entire tab.......or we could work something out! OK I know that taxis are'nt allowed to collect fares at bus stops, but this was a) an emergency, b) helping an old friend, and c) a case of an erection that needed satisfying.
I would tell them to stick their job. Who wants to work with twats like that!! It's probably in marketing or something where they all think they're hip & alternative and cool and they're not. They're just twats!!
(I should have said the thing about giving the car to friend etc in the interview, shouldn't I?)
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