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    Women often ask me why I don't become a male escort. Well, no, actually none of them have ever asked me that. But sooner or later I am sure that one will, so have prepared a list of the main reasons:

    1) I hate talking on the phone
    2) I am lousy at giving directions
    3) I have no sense of time
    4) I hate travelling
    5) I look like Quasimodo's ugly cousin

    “I wish you wouldn’t keep appearing and vanishing so suddenly; you make one quite giddy!”
    “All right,” said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.

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    6) It will be mostly fat old men wanting to have sex with you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Gordo View Post
    Women often ask me why I don't become a male escort. Well, no, actually none of them have ever asked me that. But sooner or later I am sure that one will, so have prepared a list of the main reasons:

    1) I hate talking on the phone
    2) I am lousy at giving directions
    3) I have no sense of time
    4) I hate travelling
    5) I look like Quasimodo's ugly cousin
    well i can think of several reasons why you should be a male escort...

    1) your courteous.
    2) your charming.
    3) your witty.
    4) people feel comfortable in your company.
    5) not much else counts...xxx

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONEGALANGEL View Post
    well i can think of several reasons why you should be a male escort...

    1) your courteous.
    2) your charming.
    3) your witty.
    4) people feel comfortable in your company.
    5) not much else counts...xxx
    You're too kind. If I did it then I think I would specialise in BFE. That means I would carry the bags when you go shopping and would answer "not at all" when you emerge from the cabin and ask "do I look fat in this?"

    “I wish you wouldn’t keep appearing and vanishing so suddenly; you make one quite giddy!”
    “All right,” said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Gordo View Post
    Women often ask me why I don't become a male escort. Well, no, actually none of them have ever asked me that. But sooner or later I am sure that one will, so have prepared a list of the main reasons:

    1) I hate talking on the phone
    2) I am lousy at giving directions
    3) I have no sense of time
    4) I hate travelling
    5) I look like Quasimodo's ugly cousin
    I would love to be reincarnated and return as a male escort, preferably post recession.

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    ok elgordo give us all alook angle seems to know you but let the punters be the judge.

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