Lucy, when are you planning on coming to Limerick? There's a few regular posters on the boards who want a turn
There's me - I have a really small penis and am usually too nervous to do much but talk. I'm an easy mark
There's Doozer - I'm not sure if Doozer punts, but he might break his duck for you!
There's Alec - he's more of a pimp than a punter, and I'm not sure he washes all that much, so you might consider jacking up the price for a visit from him.
There's Rayden - Ray will be a bit disappointed when he gets your panties off and doesn't see a cock, but no worries, he's well capable of banging anything that has a hole in it, as several of the trees in the Peoples' Park can attest to
There's Kieree - he doesn't post all that much anymore but he still punts. He's a "steamer" trying to cure himself of his affliction. He'll explain more.
There's Experienced Punter - he usually spends most of his time on the roof of the Clarion, staring down into the murky waters of the Shannon and thinking about flinging himself to his doom, so he'll probably need some cheering up.
Plus a few more.