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    Quote Originally Posted by Forrest View Post
    I made the mistake of 'doing' mine in front of a blazing fire. It was a bit of a melt down.
    well that makes me feel a hole lot better you could smell burning rubber with mine also because my arse was moving like a fiddlers elbow i though this was great until the love bite but still the rubber doll is still better than necrophiliac (lol)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Harry View Post
    yeah i had one of those inflatable dolls it was a load of rubbish i brough it back to the ssx shop and told the guy i want my money back he says to me what seems to be the problem sir i said that doll went down on me he looked surprised and said to me if i had knowing that i would have charged you another 50euro extra..i said thats not what i mean punk i just gave the doll a little love bite and the fucking thing farted and flew out the window lucky my 44magnum was loaded so i managed to shoot it down before the people next door saw it
    Quote Originally Posted by Forrest View Post
    I made the mistake of 'doing' mine in front of a blazing fire. It was a bit of a melt down.
    Could have been worse.
    At least they didnt explode.

    Last edited by westcorklad; 03-10-10 at 19:13.
    The Truth is out there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by westcorklad View Post
    Could have been worse.
    At least they didnt explode.

    brilliant

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