While attending a special Marriage Awareness Weekend in Doncaster, Yorkshire, England, Nicky and Victoria listened to the facilitator intone, 'It is so very important that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.'
He turned to the men and asked, 'Can you each name your wife's favourite flower?'
Nicky leaned over, touched Victoria's arm gently and whispered, 'Self raising, isn't it?'
Thus began Nicky's life of celibacy.