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    LOVE - - when your eyes meet across a crowded room.
    LUST - - when your tongues meet across a crowded room.
    MARRIAGE - - when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care.

    LOVE - - when you argue over how many children to have.
    LUST - - when you argue over who gets the wet spot.
    MARRIAGE - - when you argue over money.

    LOVE - - when you share everything you own.
    LUST - - when you think twice about giving your partner half of your sandwich.
    MARRIAGE - - when the bank owns everything.

    LOVE - - when you phone each other just to say "Hello".
    LUST - - when you phone each other just to arrange sex.
    MARRIAGE - - when you phone each other to find out what time your son's game starts.

    LOVE - - when you write poems about the one you love.
    LUST - - when all you write is your phone number.
    MARRIAGE - - when all you write are checks.

    LOVE - - when you show concern for your true love's feelings.
    LUST - - when you don't give a darn.
    MARRIAGE - - when your only concern is what's next on TV.

    LOVE - - when your farewell is "I love you darling ..."
    LUST - - when your farewell is "So, same time next week?"
    MARRIAGE - - when your farewell is silent.

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