If you want to know who is really man’s best friend, put your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car,
come back an hour later, open the trunk, and see which one is happy to see you.
A man is at work one day, when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.
The man knows his co-worker to be a conservative guy, and is curious about his sudden change in fashion sense.
The man walks up and says, “I didn’t know you were into earrings.”
The co-worker responds sheepishly, “Don’t make such a big deal out of this, it’s only an earring.”
The man falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say, “So how long have you been wearing one?”
The co-worker responds, “Ever since my wife found it in my truck.”