World War 1 offically ends on Sunday

[El Gordo]

Here's a joke for ya...
Paddy rings President Medvedev of Russia and says, "see you's Russians, u'd better get out of Chechyna, cos we're gonna invade u."

Medvedev says, "ah, Paddy, ur gonna invade us. How many troops have u got?"

Paddy says, "let me see now...I think I can round up about 100, so u better watch out."

Medvedev says, "In Russia we have six million troops. How many tanks have u got?"

Paddy says, "wait till I see now...we have a second hand one we bought of the Brits a wee while ago, it's a bit rusty, but starts on the botton."

Medvedev says, "In Russia we have 30,000 tanks."

Paddy says, "I'll ring u back."

Five minutes later, Paddy rings Medvedev, and says, "see you's Russians, we've decided not to invade u"

Medvedev says, "Ah, Russia is too strong for you?"

Paddy says, "Not at all. We've just no place to put six million prisoners and 30,000 tanks!!

So Ireland didn't invade the world's biggest country. But it did invade the second biggest, Canada. Well, sort of. Fenian Brotherhood - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[An don]

Im curious as to why germany paid . Was it because the started the war or because they lost the war .

[monster_monster]

Im curious as to why germany paid . Was it because the started the war or because they lost the war .

because they started it, as well as paying retribution to Belgium etc. for fookin up their country they also have to cover some of the allies costs for waging war on germany.

I wonder when they'll finish paying for WWII

[Mousey]

Nah we didnt even take part (as Ireland anyway.)

Over 50,000 Irishmen were killed fighting for the British Empire in World War One. Most of them in the living hell of the trenches, on behalf of pompous officers drawn from the gentry that saw them as cattle.

Also, Gordo's bit about the Fenian raids in Canada is true. Needless to say, they were a complete fiasco

[Rayden]

Can't believe nobody said this!

[Doozer]

Over 50,000 Irishmen were killed fighting for the British Empire in World War One. Most of them in the living hell of the trenches, on behalf of pompous officers drawn from the gentry that saw them as cattle.

Also, Gordo's bit about the Fenian raids in Canada is true. Needless to say, they were a complete fiasco

As I said they didnt fight under Ireland but part of teh Britsh army

[Mousey]

As I said they didnt fight under Ireland but part of teh Britsh army

Doozer, I wasn't contradicting you, man, just elaborating on your point... do you want a fight? I'll meet you outside The Chicken Hut and puck the head off you, you sensitive poof.

[Doozer]

No mousey I dont want a fight outside the chicken hut
Ex P will be inside ready to jump in

I take your elabration of my point of the Irish Cannon fodder

[Mousey]

No mousey I dont want a fight outside the chicken hut Ex P will be inside ready to jump in

And if he isn't he can watch from the roof of the Clarion

[nappertandy]

I wonder when they'll finish paying for WWII

when england stop bottling penaltys. its in the small print