Who wants to play?
I will do the start
There was once a lass from Clare
Who had a lot of love to share..
???
Each person does two lines, or starts again.
Who wants to play?
I will do the start
There was once a lass from Clare
Who had a lot of love to share..
???
Each person does two lines, or starts again.
Last edited by lucy chambers; 29-09-10 at 20:41.
If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila
Only sad bastards seek gratification from signatures
I tried to come up with a ditty
For this thread, that was very witty
But try hard as I might
(I've been at it all night)
Everything I thought of was shitty
dub1 (29-09-10), hd7055 (29-09-10), lcilis26 (29-09-10), Lucy Chambers (29-09-10)
There once was a vermin named Mousey
Who's Limericks were frankly quite lousy.
When put to the test
He would do his best
But always came across quite mouthy.
dub1 (29-09-10), hd7055 (29-09-10), lcilis26 (29-09-10), Lucy Chambers (29-09-10), Mousey (29-09-10)
There once was a priest from Priesthaggard
who was known far and wide as a blaggard
he would ride his housekeeper
in her snatch and her kiester
'til the only way she could walk was to stagger
(*Priesthaggard is a little town near Waterford)
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Lucy Chambers (29-09-10)
JamesCork fancied himself a poet
But he wasn't, and now we all know it
He bet the house
He could take on the Mouse
When he really should have just stowed it
Sad verse....
We are about to lose a buddy named Benny
Who turned up on the boards like a bad penny
We're now in the shits
Cos we love him to bits
Why does he have to go and not Enda Kenny.
Last edited by JAMESCORK; 29-09-10 at 22:14.
There once was a mixed-up stripper from Cong
who took the stage-name of Felicity Long
and all the audience members who saw her
at the end were always bowled over
by the quite enormous length of her schlong
(Other placenames to work on: Coolock, Ballydehob, Dripsey, Vicarstown...)
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The was a young man from Timbuktu
Whose limericks stopped at line two.
There was once a escort named jane
she loved to have sex in the rain
all was well and dandy until she fell into a drain
she still loves to jump but only having one leg is a pain.
(That was super lame, but I tried)
If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila
Only sad bastards seek gratification from signatures