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    Sad verse....

    We are about to lose a buddy named Benny
    Who turned up on the boards like a bad penny
    We're now in the shits
    Cos we love him to bits
    Why does he have to go and not Enda Kenny.
    Last edited by JAMESCORK; 29-09-10 at 22:14.

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    There was once a escort named jane
    she loved to have sex in the rain
    all was well and dandy until she fell into a drain
    she still loves to jump but only having one leg is a pain.


    (That was super lame, but I tried)
    If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila

    Only sad bastards seek gratification from signatures

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    There was once a escort named jane
    she loved to have sex in the rain
    all was well and dandy until she fell into a drain
    she still loves to jump but only having one leg is a pain.


    (That was super lame, but I tried)
    Oh god.......eh that was lovely pet........oh god.....

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