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hd7055 (30-09-10)
hd7055 (29-09-10)
hd7055 (29-09-10)
there once was a man named john he had sex with a hot blonde as he took off her sock he discovered her cock and in a minute he was gone
Ok, having sniggered at certain efforts on this thread only thought it fair to have a go myself; apologies in advance ...
Here is a dismal effort at a Limerick:
There was a young boy with a rather big toy
which to play with brought him great joy
until one fine day
a girl came to play
and showed him how best to employ
, and here is my rather pathetic (but, eh, soulful) attempt at a haiku, ahem -
I have given my soul to a girl named Nikole
Ps - last time I checked a Haiku had 17 syllables (... FWIW my old English teacher went on to become a Professor at Harvard specialising in the form - I'm sure he'd be very erm 'proud?' of the above).
Pps - Luce I promise to refrain from sniggering at any further attempts you may make ...
JAMESCORK (30-09-10)
there once was a gal from Scunthorpe
who tried to have sex with a corpse
she managed to coitus
mostly cos of rigor moi-tis
but the pillow-talk was awkward and short
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JAMESCORK (30-09-10)
There once was a girl from a town named Trim,
who's beautiful arse I couldn't wait to rim.
She then lowered her bum right down on my face,
I then licked her hole till it disappeared without trace.
Once a prick - always a prick.