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    Default Limericks

    Who wants to play?

    I will do the start


    There was once a lass from Clare
    Who had a lot of love to share..


    ???

    Each person does two lines, or starts again.
    Last edited by lucy chambers; 29-09-10 at 21:41.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Who wants to play?

    I will do the start


    There was once a lass from Clare
    Who had a lot of love to share..


    ???

    Each person does two lines, or starts again.
    She'll suck on yer dick
    That'll do the trick
    Anything else I really don't care.

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    I tried to come up with a ditty
    For this thread, that was very witty
    But try hard as I might
    (I've been at it all night)
    Everything I thought of was shitty



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    There once was a vermin named Mousey
    Who's Limericks were frankly quite lousy.
    When put to the test
    He would do his best
    But always came across quite mouthy.

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    There once was a priest from Priesthaggard
    who was known far and wide as a blaggard
    he would ride his housekeeper
    in her snatch and her kiester
    'til the only way she could walk was to stagger



    (*Priesthaggard is a little town near Waterford)
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    JamesCork fancied himself a poet
    But he wasn't, and now we all know it
    He bet the house
    He could take on the Mouse
    When he really should have just stowed it

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    Sad verse....

    We are about to lose a buddy named Benny
    Who turned up on the boards like a bad penny
    We're now in the shits
    Cos we love him to bits
    Why does he have to go and not Enda Kenny.
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    There once was a mixed-up stripper from Cong
    who took the stage-name of Felicity Long
    and all the audience members who saw her
    at the end were always bowled over
    by the quite enormous length of her schlong


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    The was a young man from Timbuktu
    Whose limericks stopped at line two.

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    There was once a escort named jane
    she loved to have sex in the rain
    all was well and dandy until she fell into a drain
    she still loves to jump but only having one leg is a pain.


    (That was super lame, but I tried)
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