Advice on Male Masterbator toys

[Lucy Chambers]

My father always used to say to me as a young lad, "Samuel, son... if you want to know what it's like to be with a woman, why don't you just stick your dick in a bag of liver? Just like the real thing, so it is!"

I question my father's sanity and wonder how he knows and what else he's been up to? Oh well... ignorance is bliss!

Especially if you ate liver and onions in your house growing up.

[samlad]

Especially if you ate liver and onions in your house growing up.

Well funnily enough... I have an adversion to both! Perhaps the whole onion thing is now a repressed memory...

[Rockman]

Supposed to be like warm apple pie !!!!