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    Hi lads (and ladies!)

    Just wondering if any of you have any advice about male sex toys. I know that the Flesh light is really popular and I have used them in the past.

    I have seen these electronic masterbators on sale such as:
    'The Autoblow'**url removed
    'The Auto Suck' **url removed
    'The Rotobator' ** url removed
    'The viper power stroker' **url removed
    My questions are....

    Does anybody have any experience of using these, and if so what would ye recommend?
    What sex shops in dublin stock these?

    I like a punt as much as the next man, but i cant always afford it. I figure a good quality sex toy will fill the voids when the money is not in it....

    any advice would be appreciated

    Cheers
    Last edited by vampirejackie; 23-09-10 at 12:28. Reason: Please dont post to other sex online shops

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    I saved money by making one myself. You should too. You'll want something that is easy to clean, durable, and feels like the inside of a woman's vagina.

    I recommend using packaging foam, duct tape and coat-hanger wire. If no packaging foam then a big sponge or loofah will do.

    *Be careful that the coat-hanger wire does not protrude on the inside as this may lead to injury.

    Create a vagina-shaped hollow in your packaging foam, then build a wire frame around it for strength and rigidity. Wrap the result with duct tape to secure and hold. This also adds to the rigidity. THERE!! You have a sex-toy that can be enjoyed over and over again.

    Note: You may want to punch a small hole in the base to aid in drainage during cleaning.

    I call mine the Orgasmatron 3000.

    Cheers buddy
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    Yeah there's one one the market....best/cheapest one around. It grips your cock as hard/soft as you like (can adjust it as you go). Speed is also adjustable. #

    It's your hand buddy.

    And Bootslick....if that's not a joke that coat hanger could be very dangerous....best to use duct tape

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    them cock rings from tesco are crap man lol

    i paid a fiver for 1 and it didnt do anythin for me or the sexy ladie
    U'll never guess the magic word lol

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    BS55 You should offer to loan it to him so as to try it out. :-)
    Last edited by Rockman; 23-09-10 at 09:33.

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    In my opinion, the best thing to do is to go pilfering from the sex shops in capel street. deedin, i do rembering my own youth, when i used to going inside in said sex shops, and rob the fuckers blind, then go home and pull myself asunder, until i ran out of jungle juice.

    Failing that, i suggest you ask a local law enforcement officer, i believe they are known as "the filth" or if you are in a more upmarket area "dirty bastard coppers"
    I'm a well hung chap, hung like a bastard says i.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wellhungchap View Post
    In my opinion, the best thing to do is to go pilfering from the sex shops in capel street. deedin, i do rembering my own youth, when i used to going inside in said sex shops, and rob the fuckers blind, then go home and pull myself asunder, until i ran out of jungle juice.

    Failing that, i suggest you ask a local law enforcement officer, i believe they are known as "the filth" or if you are in a more upmarket area "dirty bastard coppers"
    What would u be askin the coppers for ? a truncheon up the jacksy !!

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    Thanks for the replies lads....

    Seriously though, has anybody used any of the ones on the market, similar to those mentioned above? I like the idea of a hands free toy that does the job well....

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    deedin, i should be asking the for directions to the local prostitute area, for to getting my own cock suckled until it did *****REMOVED BY MODERATOR*****
    I'm a well hung chap, hung like a bastard says i.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BootSlick55 View Post
    I saved money by making one myself. You should too. You'll want something that is easy to clean, durable, and feels like the inside of a woman's vagina.

    I recommend using packaging foam, duct tape and coat-hanger wire. If no packaging foam then a big sponge or loofah will do.

    *Be careful that the coat-hanger wire does not protrude on the inside as this may lead to injury.

    Create a vagina-shaped hollow in your packaging foam, then build a wire frame around it for strength and rigidity. Wrap the result with duct tape to secure and hold. This also adds to the rigidity. THERE!! You have a sex-toy that can be enjoyed over and over again.

    Note: You may want to punch a small hole in the base to aid in drainage during cleaning.

    I call mine the Orgasmatron 3000.

    Cheers buddy
    My father always used to say to me as a young lad, "Samuel, son... if you want to know what it's like to be with a woman, why don't you just stick your dick in a bag of liver? Just like the real thing, so it is!"

    I question my father's sanity and wonder how he knows and what else he's been up to? Oh well... ignorance is bliss!

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