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    Default Just curious about French Kissing.....

    I know escorts look after themselves and everything, but just curious, is it safe to French kiss an escort? Might be a stupid question, i know, but like i said, im only curious, is it possible to pick up anything?

    I dont usually french kiss an escort but i did the last day so just wondering...

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    It's as safe to french kiss an escort as it is to french kiss any other human being. It's all about what's actually IN the spit you're swapping.

    Mind you, snogging the face off a girl who'd never actually have anything to do with you outside of her job is a bit of a turn on

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    Ha ha, cool, yeah i was thinking the same. Just thought id ask anyway.

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    i love to french kiss the ladies i am with, i also like to lick their face, and rub my nose in their hair (before exhaling through my nostrils)
    I'm a well hung chap, hung like a bastard says i.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wellhungchap View Post
    i love to french kiss the ladies i am with, i also like to lick their face, and rub my nose in their hair (before exhaling through my nostrils)
    You forgot to tell him what you do next. I believe it involves facial decoration.
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    UNFORTUNATELY, i am precluded from articulating what i like to do to the ladies face when i am about to put my war face on. Jackie finds it somewhat crude. I myself think there is nothing more loving than to leave the woman whose face you have just made face sex to, with a lovely mess on her mush.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wellhungchap View Post
    UNFORTUNATELY, i am precluded from articulating what i like to do to the ladies face when i am about to put my war face on. Jackie finds it somewhat crude. I myself think there is nothing more loving than to leave the woman whose face you have just made face sex to, with a lovely mess on her mush.
    Ah. Bit of a shame that. You shall have to be more creative. Perhaps scientific- ejaculation, semen, etc.


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    deedin, i shall have to find another perversion that is as satisfying to talk about.. i suppose the next best thing, is my penchant for receiving the deepest of the deepthroat, whilst inserting a finger into said ladies "rusty sheriffs badge". that always gets the blood rushing and makes me want to pull out and ............................ ooppps.. nearly tripped myself up there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wellhungchap View Post
    deedin, i shall have to find another perversion that is as satisfying to talk about.. i suppose the next best thing, is my penchant for receiving the deepest of the deepthroat, whilst inserting a finger into said ladies "rusty sheriffs badge". that always gets the blood rushing and makes me want to pull out and ............................ ooppps.. nearly tripped myself up there.
    Pull out and simutaneously ejaculate your spermatoza over said female's facial region?
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    i concur.. obviously i cant state that i would like to ejaculate on womans face, as that would be totally out of order..but YOU can state this, as i believe you havent had any warnings, telling you not to talk about your love of ejaculating on the female face. which of course you cant physically do, as you have a vagina.
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