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    Quote Originally Posted by wellhungchap View Post
    and perform deepthroat to select individuals ?
    Those who I am fond of of course. Perhaps even the odd moisturising routine.
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    crikey moses
    a moisturising ya say ? sounds right impressive and so forth..
    I'm a well hung chap, hung like a bastard says i.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Those who I am fond of of course. Perhaps even the odd moisturising routine.

    I am going to be Jessicas first client.

    West - Hello, im West.

    Jessica - Hello West , nice to meet you.

    West - i am here for you to help me inderstand a great mystery to me in life.

    Jessica - well thats what your paying me for.

    West - Yes indeed.

    Jessica - So West, what is the great mystery you wnat me to help you with?

    West - Loosey.

    Jessica - Ugh?

    West - She is a psycho

    Jessica - So am i.

    West - Are you?

    Jessica - Yes,thats why you are here.

    West - Yes it is. She is a psycho

    Jessica - And so am i.

    West - Look your wrecking my head here.

    Jessica - your in the right place so.

    West - Why

    Jessica - Because i am psycho.

    West - Another one?

    Jessica - Whose the other ?

    West - Loosey.

    Jesscia - She is a psycho?

    West - YES !!! Am i paying for this crap?

    Jessica - God you need help.

    West - I need a psycho.

    Jessica - and you found one.

    West - you.

    Jessica - no Loosey.

    West - I thought you were a psycho?

    Jessica - I am.

    West - So where does Loosey come into it so?

    Jessica - Cause she is a psycho.

    West - your a bloody psycho.

    Jessica - Yes i know.

    West - You have me driven mad.

    Jessica - Can i help you with it so?

    West - Nope ,im going somewhere else.

    Jessica - To a psycho.

    West - Yes

    Jessica - Try Loosey.

    West - Why?

    Jessica - Cause she 's a psycho.

    West - she is?

    Jessica - Yes you told me.

    Door slams,
    Westside.

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