wellhungchap (20-09-10)
I am going to be Jessicas first client.
West - Hello, im West.
Jessica - Hello West , nice to meet you.
West - i am here for you to help me inderstand a great mystery to me in life.
Jessica - well thats what your paying me for.
West - Yes indeed.
Jessica - So West, what is the great mystery you wnat me to help you with?
West - Loosey.
Jessica - Ugh?
West - She is a psycho
Jessica - So am i.
West - Are you?
Jessica - Yes,thats why you are here.
West - Yes it is. She is a psycho
Jessica - And so am i.
West - Look your wrecking my head here.
Jessica - your in the right place so.
West - Why
Jessica - Because i am psycho.
West - Another one?
Jessica - Whose the other ?
West - Loosey.
Jesscia - She is a psycho?
West - YES !!! Am i paying for this crap?
Jessica - God you need help.
West - I need a psycho.
Jessica - and you found one.
West - you.
Jessica - no Loosey.
West - I thought you were a psycho?
Jessica - I am.
West - So where does Loosey come into it so?
Jessica - Cause she is a psycho.
West - your a bloody psycho.
Jessica - Yes i know.
West - You have me driven mad.
Jessica - Can i help you with it so?
West - Nope ,im going somewhere else.
Jessica - To a psycho.
West - Yes
Jessica - Try Loosey.
West - Why?
Jessica - Cause she 's a psycho.
West - she is?
Jessica - Yes you told me.
Door slams,
Westside.
benin (20-09-10)
id say there should be a "A" in place of the "E" (in the word "retired"),
Last edited by wellhungchap; 20-09-10 at 15:58. Reason: cos im going home for a wank and give my girlfriend a nice facial (i mean give her tokens for a beauty salon)
I'm a well hung chap, hung like a bastard says i.
Tis the truth tho , ask Blankie , for I do nothing all day long when I am not out at sea chasing drug/ciggy smugglers in my boat.
( I do work for the Paddy Customs now and again.)
wellhungchap (20-09-10)