The "Anon has a huge cock" thread

[Experienced Punter esq]

Hey Anon I heard your dick is so big u have to stand in the hall when u take a piss, I heard Stephen Hawking has a theory about it too...

[Monkeynut]

I think the idea of a 'cock off' is a good idea. Lucy shall be the judge.

I shall put my name forward as a challenger #1

Are there any other poor souls out there stupid enough to be challenger #2?

[anon361]

Were going to have to put this to bed or else I'll never get laid again Yes I have a large member but as a lady very close to my heart (apart from lucy ) said, tell them yes it is big but not huge, I don't feel faint or anything when I get an erection so that's a positive anyway. I don't think it's the fact he's very long, about 20cn but the fact he is chunky as I said about 16cm girth. Those feagures aren't enormous, above average and I'm very happy with him, if anything I could do with him being a little thinner so anal was on the menu but he's a "chunky monkey" as another escort described him

[Monkeynut]

.....if anything I could do with him being a little thinner so anal was on the menu but he's a "chunky monkey" as another escort described him

Two things Anon, firstly anal isnt all its cracked up to be and secondly I get called "chunky monkey" as well sometimes but for other reasons!

[Mature Busty Siobhan]

I think the idea of a 'cock off' is a good idea. Lucy shall be the judge.

I shall put my name forward as a challenger #1

Are there any other poor souls out there stupid enough to be challenger #2?

Do you honestly think your tinkle can get past the first round?

[Monkeynut]

Do you honestly think your tinkle can get past the first round?

Its bigger than your tinkle ......

[JohnRambo]

In fairness lads, he's not that big, just looked at some quality porn, got a bit of string out and measured him and he's a mere 6.5inches / 16.5cm.....girth

I think Anon was just being modest with those measurements, those were only the measurements for the head.

[WD-40]

I think Anon was just being modest with those measurements, those were only the measurements for the head.

how xactly do we do the hole measuring thing,want to know my size,mite need a trundle wheel

[Monkeynut]

how xactly do we do the hole measuring thing,want to know my size,mite need a trundle wheel

Are you trying to measure your hole or your cock?

[Alana]

how xactly do we do the hole measuring thing,want to know my size,mite need a trundle wheel

From base to tip