Girth? Use a tailors tape measure as its much safer than a retractable steel one and measure the thickest part by wrapping it around your winkie!
Length, I imagine is from the tip to base below your belly button ..... if its shaped like a banana then you will need to use geometric calculations ......
Oh yeah think of your favourite escort when doing it .....
Last edited by Monkeynut; 19-09-10 at 19:26.
Monkeynut (19-09-10)