Guilty Pleasure

**vampirejackie** · 14-09-10, 16:40

Originally Posted by Sensual Delights

Stage 3: Take Rover for a walk in the woods
Stage 4: Spread honey on his naked body
Stage 5: Tie him to a tree
Stage 6: Watch what happens when the bears are coming.
Stage 7: After he soils himself, bring him home but ...
Stage 8: Take away his computer
Stage 9: Take away his drink
Stage 10: Take away his punting money

Go girlfriend!

**rover** · 14-09-10, 16:41

Originally Posted by vampirejackie

Rover!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then take them out of the sack, give them a good washing and then take them home and put them to bed, had you fooled there, you thought I was going to drown them.

**vampirejackie** · 14-09-10, 16:43

Originally Posted by rover

Then take them out of the sack, give them a good washing and then take them home and put them to bed, had you fooled there, you thought I was going to drown them.

You dont put them in a sack to start with lol, they should have a nice fluffy bed

**Rayden** · 14-09-10, 16:45

Originally Posted by vampirejackie

You dont put them in a sack to start with lol, they should have a nice fluffy bed

This^ and cats clean themselves.

**rover** · 14-09-10, 16:45

Originally Posted by Sensual Delights

Stage 3: Take Rover for a walk in the woods
Stage 4: Spread honey on his naked body
Stage 5: Tie him to a tree
Stage 6: Watch what happens when the bears are coming.
Stage 7: After he soils himself, bring him home but ...
Stage 8: Take away his computer
Stage 9: Take away his drink
Stage 10: Take away his punting money

You might as well let the bear ride me, life wouldn't be worth living if you took all that away from me.

**Sensual Delights** · 14-09-10, 19:19

Originally Posted by Sensual Delights

Stage 3: Take Rover for a walk in the woods ... because he likes it so much !
Stage 4: Spread honey on his naked body... and like it all off !
Stage 5: Tie him to a tree ... as he loves a good tie and tease session !
Stage 6: Watch what happens when the bears are coming. The "BEARS" is what 2 sexy escorts are calling themselves these days, because they obviously have a sense of humor.
Stage 7: After he soils himself, bring him home but ... "Soiling" in this part means "ejaculating"
Stage 8: Take away his computer ... because he's using Vista, and give him one using Windows 7.
Stage 9: Take away his drink ... it's a stale beer, give him a fresh one, FFS

Stage 10: Take away his punting money ... give him the new punting card (that works like a credit card, but to be used just for punting)

Rover ... you didn't read my entire post ... the end bits were in white and you probably didn't see them

**dark-knight** · 14-09-10, 19:23

Uaually I don't like cruelty to animals but for that treatment I'd nuke a pet hospital

**Westsidex** · 14-09-10, 19:23

Originally Posted by CrackShotJack

I admit it, my guilty pleasure is taking pot shots at my neighbour's cat with my Barnet Cobra Slingshot

what's yours?

Your lucky im not your neighbour.

Westside.

**Lucy Chambers** · 14-09-10, 19:28

Originally Posted by Westsidex

Your lucky im not your neighbour.

Westside.

Don't worry- I will your neighbour soon. I have a deep affinity with Cork.

**Westsidex** · 14-09-10, 21:46

Originally Posted by lucy chambers

Don't worry- I will your neighbour soon. I have a deep affinity with Cork.

Im off to buy a slingshot.

i have a good aim,
Westside.

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