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    Default Wham ! George gets 8 weeks jail

    George Michael has just been sentanced to 8 weeks jail for being out his tree on splifs and crashing his motor. He has requested toilet cleaning duties



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    He wont want to come out.. he will be able to pursue his 2 favourite passions whilst inside.. namely, wanking whilst watching grown men having a piss, and smoking blow. he will probably start trouble inside so he has to serve the full term..
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    he will be penning a new tune as we speak...."soap falls in the shower pick it up for a surprise" he will miss the public toilets i bet

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    im sure the "sisters" will make him very welcome. I dont know why, but the film "shawshank redemption" comes to mind fnar fnar
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    Quote Originally Posted by benin View Post
    he will be penning a new tune as we speak...."soap falls in the shower pick it up for a surprise" he will miss the public toilets i bet
    what's slimy and runs down toilet walls?






























    George Michael's new release.















































    I'd say
    "The tragedy of our day is the climate of fear in which we live and fear breeds repression."


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    Didnt he do this before? Why cant he just smoke weed at home and not drive, like a normal person? It is nonsense like this that will be the reason weed will never be legal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayden View Post
    Didnt he do this before?
    3 strikes and yer out

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alana View Post
    3 strikes and yer out
    I love smoking a few joints while driving around in the jag. If the cops even look at me I just drop it into second and let the 5.0 Supercharged engine scream. The police then become a thing of the past as I quickly turn off the M50 at blanchardstown and go to the cinema or something
    "The tragedy of our day is the climate of fear in which we live and fear breeds repression."


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    I WAS going to say that smoking J's whilst driving, is against the law. bu then again, so is paying a woman to suckle on ones johnson whilst inserting a finger inside ones Anus.
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    Motorsport was in shock today with the surprise announcement that he is to be number one race driver with leading Demolition Derby Race team 'Amoco AssBusters'.

    "With George's exceptional driving record it's a no-brainer." beamed Team owner J.J. 'Jace The Face' Parry at the team's press conference today. "The boy's a natural car-crasher."

    "I know the he's really up for it. A big shunt from behind doesn't phase him one bit. Or being rammed up against a wall and rear-ended. George loves playing 'hard ball' with the other guys and will be a real asset to us all here at Team 'Amoco AssBusters'.

    Dismissing rumours that Mr. Michael had received offers from teams in other areas of motorsport, Parry said "It's true that he looked at approaches from Stock car racing and F1, but really, George's natural ability and passion for carmageddon and smashing into anything with walls has steered him naturally to Demoltion Derby. Besides, even Ferrari couldn't afford the hundreds of cars he'd get through in an F1 season."

    "Another enticement that I believe drew George to our particular brand of racing is that, unlike other motor sports, we don't have mandatory drug testing." added Parry.

    Handing over the microphone to the bubbling, tanned and beaming singer, J.J. asked Michael whether he was looking forward to his new career. "Bring it on girlfriend!" George cracked, a wicked glint in his sunglasses. "I can't wait to get my leathers on and get down and dirty with the guys, helmet to helmet. Wham-bang-thank-you-man!"

    Final word went to Parry, "This could be the start of something big for George and he's gotta have faith. Who knows, he could easily progress to Monster Trucks. The man has a limitless talent for self destruction"

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