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    Dick Lunchtime Punt

    I just had a lunchtime punt that didnt cost me a bob.

    I went to my girlfriends place, and pretended she was a prostitute (didnt tell her i was pretending), then i had DFK, GFE, full sex, OWO, 69, reverse oral, followed by a good old fashioned facialising to her good self. t'was a really good way to spend 40 minutes, and as i were walking to my top of the range german marque, i still had a wallet bristling with 50 bob notes.

    Bait that says i......................deedin i do
    I'm a well hung chap, hung like a bastard says i.

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    I can. I just sexually abused a client, indulged in all of the above, excellent way to spend an hour and he paid me in shiny fifty pound notes..

    Tis good, deedin it is.
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    you trumped me there, deedin you did, says i.. be the lord,
    I'm a well hung chap, hung like a bastard says i.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wellhungchap View Post
    I just had a lunchtime punt that didnt cost me a bob.

    I went to my girlfriends place, and pretended she was a prostitute (didnt tell her i was pretending), then i had DFK, GFE, full sex, OWO, 69, reverse oral, followed by a good old fashioned facialising to her good self. t'was a really good way to spend 40 minutes, and as i were walking to my top of the range german marque, i still had a wallet bristling with 50 bob notes.

    Bait that says i......................deedin i do
    I did better . After you left back for work , i called round to your girlfriend and finished the job you started lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by An don View Post
    I did better . After you left back for work , i called round to your girlfriend and finished the job you started lol
    Quit with the lol stuff. Softening the blow is for wimps- deedin it tis.
    Last edited by lucy chambers; 14-09-10 at 15:08.
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    deedin, the job was well finished by the time i left, deedin t'was
    I'm a well hung chap, hung like a bastard says i.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wellhungchap View Post
    deedin, the job was well finished by the time i left, deedin t'was
    your job might have been but your girlfriends certainly wasnt . You shouldnt believe everything she tells you.
    Last edited by An don; 14-09-10 at 15:11.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wellhungchap View Post
    deedin, the job was well finished by the time i left, deedin t'was
    Thats just what she tells you. We females do be deceitful, wellhungchap. Deedin we do.
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    deedin, i do be crying now, deedin i dont. for'n she did promising my own self, never ever would she tell the untruth to my own good self, deedin i do, you are
    I'm a well hung chap, hung like a bastard says i.

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