Being a bookies is a damn good profession when you think of it. Legally ripping most ppl off. I should open one. Rover will be passing a bookies some day and a sign on the window will say it all...........
"Have you a free gaff next Wednesday? Plan on having fun? Then why wait. Common in and win double your money. Remember double your money means double the fun".
officially opening soon,
Westside.
PS i will open next to Specsavers. See how its goes like.
It sure was.
Rover thought he was smarter than Paddy Power,
Now he's missed the chance of a golden shower.
It's the unbeatable Paddy Power he has to thank,
for reducing Rovers' night of sex to a wank.
He has all that free time to punt coming up,
but that's what happens to a stupid f***ing pup.
Once a prick - always a prick.