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    SEX AFTER DEATH


    A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death.



    Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.



    After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.



    True to his word, he made the first contact:



    " Marion ... Marion "



    "Is that you, Bob?"



    "Yes, I've come back like we agreed."



    "That's wonderful! What's it like?"



    "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course.



    I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times.



    Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again.



    Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"



    "Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?"



    "No........... I'm a rabbit in Yorkshire


    " Tiffany Tees "
    Strangers are friends I have yet to meet.





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    brilliant Tiff

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    Hehe, good one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sensual Delights View Post
    Hehe, good one
    thx karen hope you settled into your new lovenest ok
    love always Tiff xx

    " Tiffany Tees "
    Strangers are friends I have yet to meet.





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    Found on the Refrigerator One Morning :

    My Dear Wife,
    You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54
    years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value
    you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you
    will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening
    with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be
    upset----I shall be home before midnight.

    When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:


    My Dear Husband,
    I received your letter and thank you for your honesty
    about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to
    remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math
    teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you
    read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my
    students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile,
    and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
    As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you
    will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small
    difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
    Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow

    " Tiffany Tees "
    Strangers are friends I have yet to meet.





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    Quote Originally Posted by TiffanyT View Post
    thx karen hope you settled into your new lovenest ok
    love always Tiff xx
    Thanks Tiff, hope you're well too

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