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    Default My Catchphrase

    I was with a young lady recently and she found it quite amusing that when I reached "the point of no return" and relinquished my load all over her face I announced :


    "In you face with a can of mace, made you cry all over the place"

    anyone else have a victory cry they want to share with us?

    Thank you.
    "The tragedy of our day is the climate of fear in which we live and fear breeds repression."


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    yes.. as i was having unprotected intercourse with my "current squeeze" last night (and this morning), when i reached the vinegar stroke, put on my war face, i looked into her eyes and said "keep the change dogface"
    I'm a well hung chap, hung like a bastard says i.

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    Boys do you have to be so crude!

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    Quote Originally Posted by vampirejackie View Post
    Boys do you have to be so crude!
    sorry, I really didn't intend to offend anyone, I just thought the whole situation was mildly amusing, I should have thought before I posted.
    "The tragedy of our day is the climate of fear in which we live and fear breeds repression."


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    And boom goes teh dynamite.

    Last edited by Rayden; 08-09-10 at 14:43.

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    i do apologise. for'n i daint meaning to be crude.. just descriptive.. apologies all round says i...........deedin i do
    I'm a well hung chap, hung like a bastard says i.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayden View Post
    And boom goes teh dynamite.

    ahhh that old chestnut (excuse the pun)

    I wonder if that poor sod got any work after that?
    "The tragedy of our day is the climate of fear in which we live and fear breeds repression."


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    You stay classy, San Diego!



    WHO THE FUCK PUT THAT QUESTION MARK THERE!!!!!???!?!?!

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    well lifes a funny thing

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    fatal if swallowed my loves too much too hold a deadly posion a hot and heavy load fatal if swallowed a love you can't resist another believer seald with .......a kiss no protection forced injection feel the bite feel the sting no detection slow infection now you know what good loving brings huh ............i kinda like the sound of that (joking)

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