A inside look into being a escort

[Westsidex]

A) Clients lie- they say two, the mean 2.20. But you factor this in- you add thirty minutes. However, it isn't enough, as Clients Get Lost.
B)We cannot answer the telephone, because we are With Clients. So if we don't answer, we aren't sat there polishing our nails, thinking ha ha ha James, wait, we just don't employ a secretary.
C)We don't all want to shag the ten thousand- therefore, you may be told No- this means No, not offer me another 30 euro and I will magically change my mind.
D)Becoming an escort does not mean transformation into a Cyborg- we mess up, get ill, get late and get irritated just the same as your average female. Apologies for that. But you know, not a lot of ladies could put up with what we do. So cut us some slack.

Also, add to this- taxi, train, traffic and general life. It is inherent, when you book a live breathing human, to expect a personality.

Thanks, rant over.

Lucy.

Fair enough but wouldnt your (D) be applicable to clients (A)?

just wondering,
Westside.

[Lucy Chambers]

Fair enough but wouldnt your (D) be applicable to clients (A)?

just wondering,
Westside.

Hi West. Sweetie, in my book you are a cyborg. Applicable how you please. But you know, in amongst our camaraderie, do you fancy doing a bit of escort cheerleading? You know, after all, we are friends at heart.

[Westsidex]

Hi West. Sweetie, in my book you are a cyborg. Applicable how you please. But you know, in amongst our camaraderie, do you fancy doing a bit of escort cheerleading? You know, after all, we are friends at heart.

A what? not sure what a cyborg is so until further notice thank you for the compliment.

about time you gave me one,
Westside.

[Lucy Chambers]

A what? not sure what a cyborg is so until further notice thank you for the compliment.

about time you gave me one,
Westside.

Whatever. You compliments and mine are not the issue. There is far too much 'she did not' 'they do not' 'they are'. You profess to be a supporter of escorts, here is your platform. Go Baby.

[Westsidex]

Whatever. You compliments and mine are not the issue. There is far too much 'she did not' 'they do not' 'they are'. You profess to be a supporter of escorts, here is your platform. Go Baby.

Maybe so but i repeat what i said. Your (A) and (D) contradict each other.

Westside.

[Lucy Chambers]

Maybe so but i repeat what i said. Your (A) and (D) contradict each other.

Westside.

West, I am going to be polite, our history has no place here. A cyborg is powered and fed by information, essentially it is a computer. If a computer is fed incorrect data, i.e, LIED TO, then the performance report will be incorrect.

We are only as good as the information

twit,

Lucy

[Westsidex]

West, I am going to be polite, our history has no place here. A cyborg is powered and fed by information, essentially it is a computer. If a computer is fed incorrect data, i.e, LIED TO, then the performance report will be incorrect.

We are only as good as the information

twit,

Lucy

Ah your admitting your lying. Listen dont worry about it.

Go to Father Caseys Confessional,
Westside.

[Westsidex]

West, I am going to be polite, our history has no place here. A cyborg is powered and fed by information, essentially it is a computer. If a computer is fed incorrect data, i.e, LIED TO, then the performance report will be incorrect.

We are only as good as the information

twit,

Lucy

Once again ,here i am ,helping the less fortunate.

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always here to listen at my discretion,
Westside.

[dark-knight]

I think being late should be paid for. If you make an appointment for 3, the clock starts ticking at 3. Thats the way I work anyway.

[Monkeynut]

I must be unique .... I have never experienced any of what you describe Lucy! My chosen companion has always been ready when I arrive as arranged and I have always been on time. Communication is the thing .....