Wayne Rooney...

[CrackShotJack]

Providing'd he do be kicking'd the ball inside in the net of the opposing team I don't see what kind of matter it is for anyone else. I dain't pay the sods wages, nor do I be caring'd which beu-wer's "woo-woo" who do be attempting to lick, penetrate nor fist. It's his own money, and he did making'd it doing'd something'd we'd all loving'd to be able'd to dee; shouting at referees and then twirl-diling around and lambasting the ball with the a-dout side of his right boot henceforth, forthwith curling'd it inside into the top left hand corner, past a flailing Shay Giving'd.

[wellhungchap]

that has to be the most concise and "to the point" post i have ever read Jack.. well done for your command of the Queens English.. deedin you do says i..

[El Gordo]

Three things to think about:

There is absolutely no excuse for betraying a confidence like that, but I still can't help feeling a little sorry for this woman. After all, Wayne Rooney will ultimately be remembered for other things, but she will always be known for this and only for this. This was a really dumb thing to do, and she will be suffering the consequences for decades.

Why is everyone so surprised that she comes from a normal background? Here's a sample of what I'm talking about: Jenny Thompson: Unlikey upbringing for Wayne Rooney sex claim hooker - mirror.co.uk

Seeing escorts while married is cheating, unless the couple have agreed otherwise, but there are better and worse ways to cheat. Which is worse, seeing an escort or doing the wife's sister?

[pablo_23]

One thing is sure. This escort is not to be trusted. If escorts reaveals identity of her clients she is not on my list. And funny thing about escorts or lovers of famous people is that wow all of them are crao in bed, have small willies and god knows what else, just bullshit to make artcicle more readable in the newspaper and here she has her 5 mins of fame.

[Rayden]

ya i agree with you pablo, these women are only looking for their 15mins maybe even become a minor celebrity and appear on a horrible reality tv show.

[stickytoffee10]

well all i can say is rooney has no brains and with too much cash. surely he must of knew it would come out, i mean like someone as high profile as rooney will bound of been found out. Of course the girl is certainly wanting to get her famous 5mins, its happened before and it will certainly happen again.

[CrackShotJack]

well all i can say is rooney has no brains and with too much cash. surely he must of knew it would come out, i mean like someone as high profile as rooney will bound of been found out. Of course the girl is certainly wanting to get her famous 5mins, its happened before and it will certainly happen again.

deedin you do be spot on. Deedin. But I have to ask, why do people expect sports starts to be intelligent? Clearly they are a higher breed physically, but think about it, all they are is entertainers for the more mentally powerful people in society.

Let's face it, I bet you can name only a handful of sports stars that have the ability to open a door without walking into the fucker.

Let him fuck all the bitches, do you exactly the same thing, and so would I. In fact I'd be riding so many of these bitches I'd barely have time to collect a well weighted pass in midfield, take it out to the wing, sell a dummy to the right back and make a break for the line, then as the crowd started to rise, take the ball up the deadball line and fake a cross, skip inside and drag the ball with the outside of my foot toward the penalty spot before dummying another shot, doing a step over, followed by a "Zidane turn", at this point the crowd are on their feet, my manager has jumped up and is making his way to the line, the opposing manager is screaming "just fucking take him down!", their centre half lunges in, but I spot him and drag the ball back leaving him sliding fruitlessly in front of me, this allows me time to flick the ball up and volley it off his head, causing him pain and humiliation. Then, as the ball loops up into the air I do a quick "Maradona 7" before turning and performing a perfect bicycle kick from 6 yards out which breaks the net and sends the ball straight into the face of a steward.

The crowd jumps to it's feet, I can hear Andy Gray screaming "Take a bow son, take a booooowww!" and I turn to run to the home crowd, fighting off my own team before sliding on my knees into the corner while nodding my head, then I get up, quick moonwalk, pull my shorts down to reveal a pair of Superman undercrackers and light a smoke in celebration.

Think about it. That's all I'm saying

[wellhungchap]

i quite often wear Superman shreddies.. deedin sometimes i do pull them down and expose my own self to my current squeeze while she do be driving or owt

[CrackShotJack]

i quite often wear Superman shreddies.. deedin sometimes i do pull them down and expose my own self to my current squeeze while she do be driving or owt

she sounds like a class act, fair play to you for it, says I.


sexyde

[The Master]

i was stuck in the middle of a conversation yesterday with 4 women and one other guy, the ladies ripped in to sherk and crouch over paying for it for about ten mins, and they were pointing out that the escorts were good looking good families etc....it other words...all escorts must b butt ulgy, from broken homes and druggies, read a bit in one of the weekend papers about escoting in irsih , cant remeber which paper but it was n honest account not the normal....forced 2 shag, kiddnapped etc crap, so i put in my 2 cent, that it was a choice of work, when they liked and most of the ladies where their of their own free will, no one of the women agreed with me the other guy...was lets say by the looks of him he must b a punter becasue he was red as a beet root , but i would think with there money, they would have picked an escort that knows how to stay quite, ok sherk took her every place....poor guy, 2 thick to know better, like the guy on shmaless ive met 3 lady ive been with in public , each time they didnt make eye contact even , pure pro's ( ye know who ye r) even when one of my friends was trying to bring u 2 our table (langer) ok im not famous, but i think that these type girls mess it up 4 other punters, best thing is never get a photo taken with lady .....even homer simpson would have that much brains!!!!