If you ever get married and are in this situation DH, here's how the chat with the wife would go......
I know what you're thinking. "Did he have six punts or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a 12" Magnum cock, the most powerful cock in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, wife?"