why do i want to ride my mother in-law so bad

[rover]

my mother in-law is so fuckin gorgous its recking my head.
she is not far off fifthy but looks like thirthy
anyone else having this problem???

Go ahead and fuck the living daylights out of her, just make sure she doesn't charge you 150 euro.

[wellhungchap]

Crikey moses.. 'tid the lady who spurned my advances.. And she putting it about like some form of a whoooo-er.. The sh'lag.......................................... Id say

[CrackShotJack]

Crikey moses.. 'tid the lady who spurned my advances.. And she putting it about like some form of a whoooo-er.. The sh'lag.......................................... Id say

how embarrassing. I should like to throw myself under a tractor if that happened to me. Obviously not a moving tractor, as that would result in certain death. No, a stationary tractor, one of my hobbies is agri-repair and I like to consume myself with work when I am depressed.

[benin]

how embarrassing. I should like to throw myself under a tractor if that happened to me. Obviously not a moving tractor, as that would result in certain death. No, a stationary tractor, one of my hobbies is agri-repair and I like to consume myself with work when I am depressed.

this cow must be depressed it seems...her name is jack aswell

[CrackShotJack]

this cow must be depressed it seems...her name is jack aswell

fantastic. Looks like she's breakdancing while that farmer fucks a tyre

[wellhungchap]

jacks name idnt jack.. tid really .............................. BILL.. i shall say no more

[Rockman]

I remember havin a few pints with a work mate a few years ago and he was tellin me about his girlfriends mother and how much he was into her when herself and his girlfriend arrived into the pub. Well he continues on and in front of the GF and starts tellin her mother if he wasnt with the daughter he would be after her as she was a cracker. They were a seperated single mother and daughter and almost like sisters and he just kept going on and about how much he wanted them both. I was flabbergasted as it obviously was a new topic but neither of the women were put out by it and there were sharing private glances and giggles about the idea. He was pissed and continued to go on into graphic detail about what he wanted to do to the mother who was laughing and going along with it.


It was my leaving drink so I never found out if he suceeded but the last I saw was him been linked out of the pub by both mother and daughter.

Hope he didnt regret what he said in the morning.lol

[benin]

I remember havin a few pints with a work mate a few years ago and he was tellin me about his girlfriends mother and how much he was into her when herself and his girlfriend arrived into the pub. Well he continues on and in front of the GF and starts tellin her mother if he wasnt with the daughter he would be after her as she was a cracker. They were a seperated single mother and daughter and almost like sisters and he just kept going on and about how much he wanted them both. I was flabbergasted as it obviously was a new topic but neither of the women were put out by it and there were sharing private glances and giggles about the idea. He was pissed and continued to go on into graphic detail about what he wanted to do to the mother who was laughing and going along with it.


It was my leaving drink so I never found out if he suceeded but the last I saw was him been linked out of the pub by both mother and daughter.
Hope he didnt regret what he said in the morning.lol

i would say he was fuck all use to either of them when he got home lol