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    my mother in-law is so fuckin gorgous its recking my head.
    she is not far off fifthy but looks like thirthy
    anyone else having this problem???

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    deedin, i did having this problem before. the correct way to handle this predicament is as follows ;

    Call around to your mum in laws home when you know she is going to be on her own. using some lame excuse like you were in the area, and are dying for a shit, and could you possibly use her lovely shitter. then before you go to drop a load, simply take out your raging semi, and ask her if it looks normal, then ask her if it tastes normal, then tell her to bend over, and insert said raging semi inside in her own A-Hole.

    If she lets you do all of this, then she is very interested in you, and may possibly even love you. Either that, or your girlfriends mum is a SLAG.
    i do bidding you the goodest of the days, and look forward to hearing how it all went. deedin i do........................ id say
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    Quote Originally Posted by wellhungchap View Post
    deedin, i did having this problem before. the correct way to handle this predicament is as follows ;

    Call around to your mum in laws home when you know she is going to be on her own. using some lame excuse like you were in the area, and are dying for a shit, and could you possibly use her lovely shitter. then before you go to drop a load, simply take out your raging semi, and ask her if it looks normal, then ask her if it tastes normal, then tell her to bend over, and insert said raging semi inside in her own A-Hole.

    If she lets you do all of this, then she is very interested in you, and may possibly even love you. Either that, or your girlfriends mum is a SLAG.
    i do bidding you the goodest of the days, and look forward to hearing how it all went. deedin i do........................ id say
    i will certainly try that, its the best advice i ever got lol.... thanks man

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    nay probs.. deedin, many moons ago, i did having a girlfriend, and her mother had an enormous set of titties on her. she was a widow too.. and not putting it about, so that moist patch between her legs, must have been virtually dried up. still, i often wondered what it would be like to fill her boots with custard.
    One night, when my girlfriend was so legless that she couldnt even walk. I managed to bundle her into the front door of her mums house, and her mother helped me carry her up the stairs. as we struggled up the stairs, i managed to brush my hand against her enormous funbags a number of times. though the look she gave me when i did it, told me she wasnt going to be getting down on her knees and deepthroating me anytime soon..
    still, i got my own back on her a few days later. i sneaked into her bedroom, and had a wank over both of the pillows in her bed.. shot my load over both of them, i did.. that'll teach her to spurn my romantic advances... .......................... id say
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    Quote Originally Posted by wellhungchap View Post
    nay probs.. deedin, many moons ago, i did having a girlfriend, and her mother had an enormous set of titties on her. she was a widow too.. and not putting it about, so that moist patch between her legs, must have been virtually dried up. still, i often wondered what it would be like to fill her boots with custard.
    One night, when my girlfriend was so legless that she couldnt even walk. I managed to bundle her into the front door of her mums house, and her mother helped me carry her up the stairs. as we struggled up the stairs, i managed to brush my hand against her enormous funbags a number of times. though the look she gave me when i did it, told me she wasnt going to be getting down on her knees and deepthroating me anytime soon..
    still, i got my own back on her a few days later. i sneaked into her bedroom, and had a wank over both of the pillows in her bed.. shot my load over both of them, i did.. that'll teach her to spurn my romantic advances... .......................... id say
    without doubt one of the most romantic posts i have ever read well done that man

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    Quote Originally Posted by wellhungchap View Post
    nay probs.. deedin, many moons ago, i did having a girlfriend, and her mother had an enormous set of titties on her. she was a widow too.. and not putting it about, so that moist patch between her legs, must have been virtually dried up. still, i often wondered what it would be like to fill her boots with custard.
    One night, when my girlfriend was so legless that she couldnt even walk. I managed to bundle her into the front door of her mums house, and her mother helped me carry her up the stairs. as we struggled up the stairs, i managed to brush my hand against her enormous funbags a number of times. though the look she gave me when i did it, told me she wasnt going to be getting down on her knees and deepthroating me anytime soon..
    still, i got my own back on her a few days later. i sneaked into her bedroom, and had a wank over both of the pillows in her bed.. shot my load over both of them, i did.. that'll teach her to spurn my romantic advances... .......................... id say
    I felt choked that you didn't choke your girlfriend's mater, my friend. Got me right here (thumps chest)!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bob da builder View Post
    my mother in-law is so fuckin gorgous its recking my head.
    she is not far off fifthy but looks like thirthy
    anyone else having this problem???
    Go ahead and fuck the living daylights out of her, just make sure she doesn't charge you 150 euro.

    Once a prick - always a prick.

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    Crikey moses.. 'tid the lady who spurned my advances.. And she putting it about like some form of a whoooo-er.. The sh'lag.......................................... Id say
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    Quote Originally Posted by wellhungchap View Post
    Crikey moses.. 'tid the lady who spurned my advances.. And she putting it about like some form of a whoooo-er.. The sh'lag.......................................... Id say
    how embarrassing. I should like to throw myself under a tractor if that happened to me. Obviously not a moving tractor, as that would result in certain death. No, a stationary tractor, one of my hobbies is agri-repair and I like to consume myself with work when I am depressed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrackShotJack View Post
    how embarrassing. I should like to throw myself under a tractor if that happened to me. Obviously not a moving tractor, as that would result in certain death. No, a stationary tractor, one of my hobbies is agri-repair and I like to consume myself with work when I am depressed.
    this cow must be depressed it seems...her name is jack aswell

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