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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Er, its me that has the crush, WTB69- He turned me down in three different languages. I am traumatised, but I think I may be ok.
    ahhhhhhhh hell, so no wedding invite, bugger, pub as usual, mind you, you look a great couple, ohh, what the hell, pints are on special this week, fussy free pints
    taking a break, but not gone

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Er, its me that has the crush, WTB69- He turned me down in three different languages. I am traumatised, but I think I may be ok.
    Who me?? I never turned you down..
    Damn my imperfect Urdu....
    Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by punterminator View Post
    Who me?? I never turned you down..
    Damn my imperfect Urdu....
    I offered to buy you dinner, and you told me, in Urdu, that you have no interest in JC's sloppy seconds. I understand.
    If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila

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    wanted the best 69 (27-08-10)

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    I offered to buy you dinner, and you told me, in Urdu, that you have no interest in JC's sloppy seconds. I understand.
    Lost in translation honey...
    I thought you were offering me the remains of his Big Mac..
    Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.

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    Can't believe no-one else gave you a parking disc. Bunch of langers they are (see it works everywhere).

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    Quote Originally Posted by corkpunter View Post
    Can't believe no-one else gave you a parking disc.

    I actually gave lucy her own wheel clamp lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by corkpunter View Post
    Can't believe no-one else gave you a parking disc. Bunch of langers they are (see it works everywhere).
    You see, CP, that is why you are on my personal favourite list. Tres sweet, and it was very kind of you. An Don gave me bolt cutters, but I am unsure what I am supposed to do with them.
    If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    An Don gave me bolt cutters, but I am unsure what I am supposed to do with them.
    there for fussy lol

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    Naughty boy. Quick kiss for your cheek.
    If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Er, its me that has the crush, WTB69- He turned me down in three different languages. I am traumatised, but I think I may be ok.
    No my darling girl, it is I that has the crush. I will choose the Queens English on this occasion to make my point clear. You are a beautiful, interesting and attentive person that has made me wonder why I have not indulged further than we have. Having met you in person has only but made me more intrigued. Your seductive persona has left me thinking of you constantly. I can’t get you out of my head.

    I love you Lucy Chambers.

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