Different etiquette for different types of punting????
If you go to see a street worker I dont suppose she would be expecting you to put the cash into a sealed envelope or indeed offer you a fresh warm flannel to wipe yourself after the "deed" I like to offer good customer service and give value for what your paying.
It just amazes me that some men are still not getting to grips with the basic etiquette you should use when choosing to see a true independent escort. And I dont mean the ones registered, that say they are indies, but are clearly not.
Its like choosing to dine in MacDonalds where you can eat with your fingers and spill your milk shake without anyone blinking an eye lid but if you decide to treat yourself to Patrick Guilbauds' Restaurant in Dublin, you would be expected to bring your manners with you (and use your cutlery!)
Well it's kinda the same for which type of escort you choose to visit.......
I have to say, the majority of clients are really lovely and know how to treat a lady, but there are still more than too many who dont have a feckin clue!
1) BE A CLEAN BOY-this means toe nails and between toes clean/fingernails clean! Your Bottom end wiped and squeeky clean with NO CLING ONS! (Last week my friend had a client who came outta the shower and STILL had a shitty ass!!!
He was a youngish guy too!!!! Turns out he did the same to another escort in Kilarney! (YUK)
Please clean your teeth and use the mouth wash provided darling! There is no excuse for smelling of BODY ODOUR>>>>ok, so it may be a hot day, but use the lady's shower AND SOAP YOUR WHOLE BODY!! (you will find that wearing clean underwear and clean clothes EVERY DAY will eliminate the most of this problem. Finally, if you have smelly feet, please be kind enough to leave your shoes or trainers OUTSIDE the bedroom! Nothing worse than my next client having to smell the frousty feet of the previous guy as it lingers in my boudoir! You wouldn't believe the amount of room spray I go through!
2) Make sure you have READ THE ESCORTS PROFILE/ADVERT so that you dont sound damn well rude by saying "er hello, who am I talking to again?" or "what extras do you do?" ITS ALL THERE IN BLACK AND WHITE
Dont text her when you know we dont reply to texts unless it's to wind you up and tell you lies!
Dont call up like a saddo moaning and groaning with your cock in the hand! Try a chat line, lots about!
Be polite and respectful as it's highly likely that if you are rude, she will tell you she is fully booked anyway.
3) Dont HOUND THE GIRL by bombarding her with calls and/or texts as this is a real turn off.
4) DONT ASK FOR DISCOUNT-THE PRICE IS THE PRICE
5) Have the CORRECT money in an envelope or a folded piece of paper and hand it to her when you arrive to avoid the embarrasment of her having to ask.
IF ANYONE HAS ANYTHING TO ADD, please do.
HAPPY HUNTING
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