Originally Posted by
lucy chambers
*lucy peels herself of the floor, she laughed so much she has wet herself, a little bit*
I love you, Mr Cork. Please don't go, you represent all that is true and fine in Ireland, infact your contribution to this forum has almost persuaded me to sell my house, pack my car and move to Ireland. I could not continue, if I was to think you would be gone. My life would be a darker, and more miserable place without knowing all about 'jackeens, langers, and apples'. I can only say that my natural feminine jealousy overtook my good sense on this occaision, I shall go to mass the morrow, do ten decade of the rosary and make my peace with god. And settle up with that pesky priest.
I hope you accept this heartfelt apology in the spirit it was meant, and take my olive branch with gusto. Until then I am cast down, to walk alone in a dark valley. A lost woman. Which is not too good, if you are a go get em escort.
Please? I will make coddle for tea.
Lucy, your soulmate.