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    Default The Shocking Shocking Truth behind the Escort Industry

    You will NOT read this in the news

    Two years ago I had never visited an escort.
    I knew the basics - escorts are trafficked white slaves who are fed drugs and pimped
    out to the lowest bidders by organised criminals. They are tarted up on the net and their
    pictures are completely retouched. They are diseased, distressed women who need to be
    rescued. BUT I NEEDED TO FIND THE TRUTH.
    So I went deep undercover, made a few phone calls to some numbers I found on the net.
    I have been to some shady places, and had some nervous moments while trying to follow
    directions through heavy east european accents on bad phone connections, wearing
    sunglasses in the dark. Two years later, a couple of thousand euro lighter, I am shocked
    and distressed. Nothing could have prepared me for what I have found.

    SHOCKING FACT #1 SLAVERY
    These ladies are trapped! Trapped in a business that lets them work their own hours,
    make thousands of euro per week, and by some accounts have to suffer multiple orgasms
    per day. These ladies are so duped they appear to LIKE what they do. They are trafficked
    all over Europe by a sinister blue and yellow airline run by a self opinionated arsehole.
    One lady told me how she had made 7000 euro in one night. It made her very sad, she said,
    because the Dubai property market has crashed and now she must make do with 500 per day
    in Cork.

    SHOCKING FACT #2 MISLEADING PHOTOS
    Several times I have practically dumbfounded by what I have seen when the door opens to
    an escorts flat. My knees turn to jelly. The pictures do not show reality at all.
    To be honest I expected some pretty ladies, but I did not expect to be greeted glamour
    models and pornstars, bodies toned and tanned, hair well coiffed, dressed to perfection.
    Often wearing little more than expensive lingerie and a beaming smile, they put me at
    extreme risk of heart attack, and nary a one of them had a defibrillator to hand.

    SHOCKING FACT #4 HYGIENE
    I often felt dirty after visiting an escort. DIRTY!
    Not because of guilt, but because these ladies are physically so clean they put me to
    SHAME. I discovered the disturbing truth that on average an escort's
    nether parts are cleaner and better shaved than an Irishman's face.
    I thought I knew what a well groomed women looked like.
    I thought feminine hygiene was just an aisle in the supermarket where women bought pads.
    I WAS WRONG.
    I had never met a well groomed woman until I met an escort.

    SHOCKING FACT #5 SCAMS
    I have been scammed dozens of times in the last two years.
    There was the upmarket hotel that "bait and switched" my room, there was the branded
    car dealer that sold me tires that exploded, I was overcharged by countless shops,
    pharmacies and doctors. Suffered excessive prices from the phone company ESB, Gas,
    There was a 25% increase in car, home and health insurance. Lastly and most of all I and
    everyone else was royally fucked by the government that has mortaged my future to pay back
    gambling debts of the golden circle of banker cronies.

    In this time every escort I have visited has charged exactly what it said on the web and
    their prices have dropped 30%

    I AM SO DISTRESSED BY ALL THIS
    I am distressed to find that I have wasted so much of my life, because I waited so long to
    call these ladies. When I consider how many tens of thousands that I have been spent on
    my education it makes me weep when I think how much more I could have learned from
    these delightful, charming ladies who have given me such pleasure.
    It distresses me even more to see the forces of society array against them.
    - Christian moralists trying to "rescue" them for Christianity
    - Gardai arresting them and scaring them, forcing them to work alone
    - Criminals, who take advantage of the fact that they have to work in discreet places and rob them
    - Agencies who dupe them into paying fees for nothing
    - All kinds of fascists who can't abide the fact that there are beautiful women who have sex for fun and profit
    - News media who know that sex sells and use their stories for their own profit, dupe the ladies into talking
    on the radio, take hidden cameras to ladies flats They knowingly distort the truth to make primetime entertainment under the guise of news. Now that's prostitution.

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    Great post man. Parts of it certainly brought teh lulz!

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    And that is why I like you FMS. Coolio.
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    Might have done with being a bit shorter and less of the annoying huge red text. I know it's meant to be a parody, but big annoying red text is still annoying.

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    Sorry about the red text, i'm angry...

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    bloody great post, more of it please
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    Awesome!!!!

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    couldnt agree more man

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    its funny cos its true !!
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    The reason the media won't print that is because it
    1) is the truth,
    2) certain Govt agencies would be put too grass because no need for them,
    3) the boyos in blue might then have the time to target the real crims, like Seanie, and the others who F..K.D the country. Much easier to target and harass young women, macho or what.

    Well said and thanks.

    I can honestly say that most if not all of the escorts I have met are like you stated, professional, conversant, attractive, and well groomed.

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