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    Default FAO The escort that keeps ringing me

    You must know that you are not the only escort I have phoned tonight yes?

    So, you must also know that giving me a single ring with your number blocked is about as much use as a chocolate teapot.

    That is all..
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    Quote Originally Posted by punterminator View Post
    You must know that you are not the only escort I have phoned tonight yes?

    So, you must also know that giving me a single ring with your number blocked is about as much use as a chocolate teapot.

    That is all..

    I love your posts PT. They like chapter one of tales of the unexpected. Give the poor girl some credit, at least she is calling you back. Once. Lol.
    If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila

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    its not me hun lol xxx
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    I love your posts PT. They like chapter one of tales of the unexpected.
    Why thank you Miss Chambers. And likewise, I always enjoy your reply to my posts.

    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Give the poor girl some credit, at least she is calling you back. Once. Lol.
    You are probably right. I just cannot abide stupidity.. It's one of my many failings I'm afraid.

    It's in Volume III Chapter 7 of "Things I Must Change About Myself" so it may be some time before I get around to addressing it I'm afraid..
    I hate being bi-polar, it's brilliant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by punterminator View Post
    You must know that you are not the only escort I have phoned tonight yes?

    So, you must also know that giving me a single ring with your number blocked is about as much use as a chocolate teapot.

    That is all..
    The escorts are fighting back!! May God have mercy on us all!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by punterminator View Post
    Why thank you Miss Chambers. And likewise, I always enjoy your reply to my posts.

    You are probably right. I just cannot abide stupidity.. It's one of my many failings I'm afraid.

    It's in Volume III Chapter 7 of "Things I Must Change About Myself" so it may be some time before I get around to addressing it I'm afraid..
    Christ, don't book me then. I amuse myself with my own stupidity everyday. And I haven't rung a man since 1996. But seriously, ringing once? Silly miss
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    Quote Originally Posted by mature abby View Post
    its not me hun lol xxx
    Hehe, yes I know sweetie. Sure you have my number (in more ways than one).....
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Christ, don't book me then. I amuse myself with my own stupidity everyday. And I haven't rung a man since 1996. But seriously, ringing once? Silly miss
    Nope... It's not ringing once. It's a single ring.. About 10 times now..

    And btw... I will be booking you I'm afraid and you're not gonna see me coming..
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    Hmmm - I should have added **insert ironic smiley** above

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    Last edited by punterminator; 22-08-10 at 19:28.
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    Quote Originally Posted by punterminator View Post
    Nope... It's not ringing once. It's a single ring.. About 10 times now..

    And btw... I will be booking you I'm afraid and you're not gonna see me coming..
    Gosh. I am all quivery. I rather like being stalked, I find it quite arousing. Er, I mean interesting.
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