Fellow Punters and good friends- Yesterday I had yet another close call when I went to visit a escort, It all began when I went to visit Geebag Gabriela, the well known Spanish escort, currently on tour in Dublin.
I phoned her and made the arrangements, and went driving over to her place in Thomas street.
When she opened the door to me she was dressed in a wedding dress!
"Wow- you look tasty- did some pervy punter ask you to wear it for his turn on?"I asked her "No Deek! Today is my wedding day- I am getting married to Bruno!" she replied "Getting married????" I asked her, " and you are still taking punters?" "A girl has to make a living Deek, even on her wedding day!" That was Gabriella for you, always thinking about making money, and way we got down to . . er . .business, and while in the bedroom I noticed a picture on the table- "That is Bruno, Deek, My husband to be later today! He is French"
He looked serious all right, a big black unsmiling guy, built like a brick wall.
Anyway, I was getting my third blowjob when suddenly I heard the door of the apartment opening- "FUCK!" cries Gabreilla-"It is Bruno!!!" There I was, naked on a bed with her, while this fella was coming in looking for her . .
"YOU MUST GO! HE WILL KILL YOU DEEK- GO NOW- GET OUT THE WINDOW!"
And there I was, jumping out the window, my clothes in my hands, my hard on bouncing around like a basketball!
Running away I looked back- there was Bruno, waving his fist at me- "YOU EARISH PIECE OF SHEET!"
"Fuck you" I shouted back- "Cheating Bastards- you will never beat the Irish!"
A man s mission in life is to spread his seed with as many women as possible, for as long as possible, in any position possible . . . .