leave it on no point taken it off the feckin track of it is on the finger lol
leave it on no point taken it off the feckin track of it is on the finger lol
Allow me Miss Jackie...I happen to speak WHC...Originally Posted by Wellhungchap
deedin i should only ever marry a lady if'n she do own a vast amount of land.
If indeed I should every consider getting married and if this young lady would be fortunate enough to posses large amounts of agricultural land
or, at a push, she can deepthroat my enormous pan handle,
or even if she does not posses foremention land, she has the capacity to accomodate my considerably large penis in her mouth to the extent that it may intrude as far as her epiglottis
that do sh'tick adout of me pants's.
that may be found pertruding out of my trousers
for'n i never could, never would, never did, never should, nor never fecking well bastard will marry some sh'lag.
for i have not previously and have no intention in the future of marrying such a young lady
. deedin i wont.
Indeed I will not.
I hope you find this helpful
Jimbop...
dark-knight (24-08-10)
I would suggest you keep your ring on guys.
Last thing you want is to lose that thing !!!
When I cleaned the room this morning, I found a SIM card under the chair, one of my clients from yesterday must have lost it.
It could have easily been a wedding ring.
Outside of punting, do the married guys find that because they wear a wedding ring, they are more "alluring" to women who see them as forbidden fruit cos they know they cant have them and like the thrill of chasing a married man?
Im single but thinking of investing in a ring to wear to make it look like im married cos alot of women do like the idea of being able to snare a married man
Some women wouldnt look twice at you on your own but if they saw you with another woman, because they think you're off limits, they do sometimes come onto you
JAMESCORK (19-08-10)
I am going to bed now, I hope I can sleep it off.
If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila
Only sad bastards seek gratification from signatures
not married myself,
but a question, if what the ring is supposed to symblolize, then why bother because the very act of seeing an escort kills the meaning it was supposed to be.
taking a break, but not gone
I always used to go for blondes and quiet girls, but Victoria is the total opposite - dark and loud