Jimbop, have you not implied unintentionally you have an extraordinarily small cock by saying you wear your ring on the end of your knob?Originally Posted by JAMESCORK
Jimbop, have you not implied unintentionally you have an extraordinarily small cock by saying you wear your ring on the end of your knob?
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Stop that immediately. A girl needs her fantasies.
If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila
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I don't get upset, don't worry, I am just joking a little.
He is not trying to do anything with me, that's not the problem here.
He is just joking in his own way, only adds a little too much spice for my liking.
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Spank him. Goodnight all, I have a prior engagement. Enjoy, I will.
If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila
Only sad bastards seek gratification from signatures
Maybe he has a big tongue, he sure talks alot
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Good night Lucy, sleep tight !
If anybody wants me ... I'll be in the Saphire Room at bingo
Edited: Sorry, meant Topaz room ...
Last edited by Sensual Delights; 19-08-10 at 19:18.
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Wearing a ring makes no difference whether you're with an escort or chatting up a bird in the pub. If you think a ring makes you more attractive to the women then you must be a fugly to start with.
Eh, yes it does, any married man will tell you they get more offers once that wedding ring is on their finger
Divorced,so don't wear one. Most escorts assume you're married anyway and don't believe you if you say you're not.
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thats correct i have had so many that thought i was a married man and i always say to them if i was married i wouldn't be here with you now of course they always get a real laugh from that strange isn't it LOL
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