deedin, i do happen to have a penchant for wanking my own self in front of a ladies face, then unloading both barrels of my patented double barreled cock custard howitzer, sh'traight inside in her own face, mouth, eyes, and possibly (but not excluding) hair. deedin, i do get me jollies in this manner of behavior. deedin, sometimes it do looking like i just sneezed inside in her face when i had a bad throaty cold....................................... id say