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[Dirty Harry]

Do take time to set the scene before masturbating.
Arrange the sofa cushions, dim the lights, maybe put on some soft music (as long as it's not Chris De Burg) and pour a large glass of red wine - (probably not new world).
For added poshness, choose some porn that doesn't make you feel sickened the moment you've shot your load onto the babywipes.

LOL alana have a heart that poor guy use to make love in paradise ..now he is wanking into his tissue