Deedin' Says I

[Mousey]

Deedin' I heard he was hung like King Kong on the Viagra pills, says I, that he might blatter you over the head with it if you were misbehaving, and, should you arouse his ire outside of a nightclub after a night on the sauce, say, might well be angered enough to bate your face in with his mighty member. Says some fellas I know, deedin', says I.

[Navillus04]

Deedin' I heard he was hung like King Kong on the Viagra pills, says I, that he might blatter you over the head with it if you were misbehaving, and, should you arouse his ire outside of a nightclub after a night on the sauce, say, might well be angered enough to bate your face in with his mighty member. Says some fellas I know, deedin', says I.

Deedin' I heard he bate seven shades of watery shite out of some Cobh langers who said he only had a nine inch lad says I, and done it while holding onto to his curry cheese and chips too says I without deedin' shpilling a single chip

[Cable87]

Deedin' I once heard that he was gettin' the ol' horn orally pleased by a young tart in the ladies jacks in a night club in Cork, and he nearly drown the poor girl, because he unloaded both barrels of cock custard down her throat instead of on her face! Deedin', tis true, says I!

[JAMESCORK]

Deedin he did. An deedin didn't the same tart puke up all that there cock custard and didn he make her swally a second time. Deedin be did says I. And didn he wipe his spent custardy cock, both barrels in her smelly hairy armpit din he. Deedin he did says I Deedin de diddley did says I.

[Navillus04]

Deedin' you being a fellow Corkonian James boi, tis no wonder you have such a mighty grashp of the language says I, tis poetry in motion lishening to ye shpeak, deedin tis then says I

[JAMESCORK]

Deedin' you being a fellow Corkonian James boi, tis no wonder you have such a mighty grashp of the language says I, tis poetry in motion lishening to ye shpeak, deedin tis then says I

Deedin doucha sully boyo. Deedin ya shpake like a true langer deedin youdo says I deedin tis true says I

[aml]

Deedin doucha sully boyo. Deedin ya shpake like a true langer deedin youdo says I deedin tis true says I

On the sauce already jimbob?....

[Navillus04]

Deedin doucha sully boyo. Deedin ya shpake like a true langer deedin youdo says I deedin tis true says I

Deedin' tis a fair compliment to be called a true langer by another true langer says I, deedin' makes me want to find a lady-o-the-night and get her to ride me like a bucko looking yonder over the Lee and shout "Echo" as i paint her face with a creamy 'tache of the old man goo, deedin' it does say I

[benin]

deeding munster is not short of langers says i but deeding this be the best thread ever says i deeding with all the man custard flying it should be a sticky thread says i deeding it should

[Navillus04]

deeding munster is not short of langers says i but deeding this be the best thread ever says i deeding with all the man custard flying it should be a sticky thread says i deeding it should

Deedin' tis about time you posted on here Benny says I, after I giving permission to post cat pics as well, twas a gesture made to the men from the Wesht says I cos deedin' i know well ye like ye're cats, so posht away says I