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[wanted the best 69]

Not one of you unbelievable CUNTS has mentioned me yet.

Fuck the lot've ye. I'll just wait here until you come back.

ok mousey, you talked me into a pint

[wanted the best 69]

bugger
forgot the dog rover and debest

[mr gear]

i'd have 2 say milfy chatted 2 him a few times he seems a sound bloke
and Vampire Jackie

[JAMESCORK]

Well I think I’d like to go for a pint and meet Ber….cos he is so opinionated, conservative and "the end of the world is nigh-ish". I just gotta take the piss outta him. I would need Debest there with me in case Ber actually is capable of making a good argument and I am stuck for a few stinging one liners. Ben and Milfie would be there to share the laugh.

Then when we get bored of Ber we would make our way into the lounge where the rest of the lads will be there sitting intently listening to Luther telling witty stories. There would be Amy, Nav, WCL, Anon (if we can find him), Harry, Mousey, Ric, Cable, Agent 69 Forrest & Rover. What a party…. Samlad would be behind the bar pulling pints – as usual on duty to serve us. Jessica Jessie would be moving between us scantily clad, and generally flirting. Westie would be sitting over at the corner table with three cardboard cut-outs of NGAN, chatting away obliviously.

Then I would make my excuses and make my way home to Luce where she would have a nice cup of Coco ready for me and I would have intelligent conversation for the first time that day.

(Honey Bunny, this is a joke thread, there is absolutely nothing going on between me and Lucy Chambers. In fact I hear she is a slut and you know I don’t go for that kind of girl. Miss ya already.. Muaah)

[JohnRambo]

I’d like to go for a beer with Sam, Patricia and Highwayman. In fact next time’s I’m over in Manchester I’m going to ask Sam to meet up for a pint.

[samlad]

I’d like to go for a beer with Sam, Patricia and Highwayman. In fact next time’s I’m over in Manchester I’m going to ask Sam to meet up for a pint.

I would be happy to meet up mate

[JohnRambo]

I would be happy to meet up mate

I be over for the odd United match and sometimes when the UFC comes to the MEN Arena, I’ll keep that in mind big lad.

[Lucy Chambers]

I’d like to go for a beer with Sam, Patricia and Highwayman. In fact next time’s I’m over in Manchester I’m going to ask Sam to meet up for a pint.

Er, John, does your leg hurt? It should, I just kicked you. And what about me? 20 mins from manchester is too far?

[JohnRambo]

Er, John, does your leg hurt? It should, I just kicked you. And what about me?

Well I was thinking the exact same thing, take a look back a post or two and you never mentioned my name once, therefore I was very deeply hurt, and there’s no point in back tracking now the damage has been done.

[Lucy Chambers]

John dear, prepare to swallow your foot. OPQ- Platonic drinks. Who?

Now tell me it would only be platonic.