Paddy the Irishman, Paddy the Englishman and Paddy the Scotchman met an escort and did some experimenting. Paddy the Scotchman came out after seeing the escort and said I covered my mickey in a strawberry flan thick with cream and the escort licked it all off and devoured my mickey. Paddy the Englishman came out and said I covered my mickey and my balls with a lemon flan tons of cream and the escort sucked and licked and devoured my mickey. Paddy the Irishman went in and covered his mickey with chocolate souffle tons of cream and covered in strawberries and the other two lads said well, what happened, Paddy said it looked so delicious pushed the escort away and ate it myself.
(I don't think that's quite right - it must 25 years ago when I heard that one).