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    So many great posters have come and gone on the boards. This thread is to reminisce, good and bad, on the legends of E-I. Here's a few.




    NINEBYTHREE: King of the Cork Pimps, Nbt (allegedly named after his cock, nine inches by three inches) averaged about fifty punts a week and stormed up the leaderboard faster than Tiger Woods in his prime. Nobody knows where he got the money, but he boned his way through most of the fair ladies of E-I in his day. Had a legendary bust up with Hot Lizzy (see below); she went mental at him over something and put his picture up on the Internet, allowing everyone to see that rich guys are usually ugly bastards. His wife was a ride and a half, though. Gave me lots of valuable advice as a rookie punter. Fell out with management over the way the site was being run and emigrated off the board.


    BIG BAD JOHN: Finally, we got a man on the inside! BBJ was a mod of the people, one of the lads who was perceived by everyone to be fair and even-handed as a mod. Everyone except the other mods, that is. They turfed him out on his arse over some dispute or other and banned him for good measure. Allegedly sent lots of nasty pics to his on-board enemies in retaliation and had lots of other profiles banned.


    BIG DADDY: Who's your Daddy? Him for all you know. Big Daddy cared not for rules. He said "cunt" a lot. To the mods. He got banned. He was funny, though.


    HOT LIZZY: An escort from England who posted on the boards like billy-o about every conceivable subject imaginable, and usually disagreed with everyone else. Thought Irish people were scum. Had piss-poor grammar, and wrote every post with her Caps Lock on. Most people loathed her, a few laughed at her, but nobody ignored her. And she's got cracking tits for a MILF.


    BIGPAWS: Mention his name and the management quakes. The Great Satan to anyone with a modstick. Bigpaws ruled the message board roost when I was starting out on the boards. Lots of good advice for rookie punters. Liking him was like admiring Hitler - you knew it was a bit wrong but his personality was so strong that you just fell into line. When the mods started up, his days were numbered - upped sticks and disappeared one day rather than get banned. Which means he might come back.


    KIEREE: Some knacker from Moyross who can afford to go punting. I've had his sister.


    BLANKMANNN: With three Ns in his name, like na-na-na-na-na-BlankMANNNNNN!!! Very funny poster who fell foul of some mod on the boards. His was the flame that burned brightly but too quickly.


    BASTARD FACE: Deedin he be blessed with the funniest lines of many a poster, deedin he did, says I. Deedin he also said "cunt" a lot, and was a toilet humour specialist. Deedin he got banned, so he did, says I.


    ALEC HORAN: Has had many incarnations in his existence, most notably the Viking god Loki. The Eskimos call him "He Who Sets Brother Against Brother". Fell in love with some skank from Southill and turned into her bitch.





    All I've got time for right now. Can you think of any more?

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    you forgot roxy,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mousey View Post
    KIEREE: Some knacker from Moyross who can afford to go punting. I've had his sister.

    every time i went to rugby matches that c*nt used to try steal my audi, had to use my helicopter in the end


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    [QUOTE=Mousey;269921]


    BIGPAWS: Mention his name and the management quakes. The Great Satan to anyone with a modstick. Bigpaws ruled the message board roost when I was starting out on the boards. Lots of good advice for rookie punters. Liking him was like admiring Hitler - you knew it was a bit wrong but his personality was so strong that you just fell into line. When the mods started up, his days were numbered - upped sticks and disappeared one day rather than get banned. Which means he might come back.

    You are kidding me right?

    This guys was weakness personified as is anyone who has to threaten ppl if they dont get their way. By the way, he was put in his box by a few ppl on here.

    Plz,
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    Well Kieree has been around a little recently so he's not gone , and apart from Liz , the rest continue to post so are hardly gone !
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    [QUOTE=Westsidex;269939]
    Quote Originally Posted by Mousey View Post



    This guys was weakness personified as is anyone who has to threaten ppl if they dont get their way. By the way, he was put in his box by a few ppl on here.

    Plz,
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    Westie, I had to laugh at this...wasn't it you threatening physical violence to some posters recently?

    Please indeed.
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    [QUOTE=lucy chambers;269975]
    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post

    Westie, I had to laugh at this...wasn't it you threatening physical violence to some posters recently?

    Please indeed.
    Glad to have brightened up your day.
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    Magnificent AnnaS - Widely regarded as the best and most successful and likeable escort to ever grace E-I, Magnificent AnnaS also had an amazing presence on the boards. Always charming, extremely funny, interesting, with interesting stories and experiences (but never about clients of course) and making extremely important and potent points, she did a lot for E-I to make it the place it is today. She would post a lot and you always knew you were getting her true feelings, liked by everyone and rarely with a bad word to say about anyone, this board is a lot poorer without her.

    Brenda Beauty Babe - Known by her friends as Brenda Beauty Bitch, an active poster on the E-I boards for quite a while, she tended to post on the most important issues, especially on hygiene. She also had a weird and exceptional talent for spotting pictures that were lifted from porn movies or otherwise illegitimate, rumoured to be returning to E-I.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nicegirlsarenice View Post
    Magnificent AnnaS - Widely regarded as the best and most successful and likeable escort to ever grace E-I, Magnificent AnnaS also had an amazing presence on the boards. Always charming, extremely funny, interesting, with interesting stories and experiences (but never about clients of course) and making extremely important and potent points, she did a lot for E-I to make it the place it is today. She would post a lot and you always knew you were getting her true feelings, liked by everyone and rarely with a bad word to say about anyone, this board is a lot poorer without her. .
    Cant say I was her biggest fan
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    Great post Mousey.........

    ..... so good in fact I was thinking did I hack into your account and actually write it myself during one of my increasingly frequent drunken episodes

    Certainly Stewie deserves a mention.

    And my own personal fav from waaaaaaaaaaaaaay back is Flypan He drove everybody totally nuts with his posts and his laughter, jajajajajaj jajjajajajajaja, to the point of the legendary replies from one and all to all his posts
    Flypan is an idiot in big red bold letters........I do miss him.

    I think QPH in the early days with the epic posts was also something to behold.

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